Thursday, December 18, 2008
Sights and Sounds of the Season
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Christmas Traditions: Part Three - Advent Jesse Tree
Monday, December 15, 2008
A Sigh of Relief
The past few weeks of practice have been interesting as you never know quite what to expect out of a 4 year old. Especially one who is tired. I realize that everyone expects some child to do something "cute" in such performances. And it is cute. If its someone else's child.
During the brief appearance in the morning service, Andrew chewed on his sweater, sprinkled an imaginary substance on the little girl next to him, and made less-than-intelligent faces at the spotlight (of course, considering past experiences, this was mild). When they were done, the parents were asked to stand so their child could find them; I let Doug stand for us.
I don't know if it was the long nap, the many "talks" we had, or just God's goodness, but he did wonderfully in the big concert. His clothes stayed on, he kept his hands more or less to himself, and even sang along with some of the songs.
Next year Stephen will be old enough to join the children's choir. Watch out - the Herdmans may have nothing on the Hamills!
In other news....
I lost a perfectly good Saturday (and necessary, considering the time of year) due to a bout with mastitis. Thankfully Doug was home and played dual roles while I alternated between the couch and bed, with several blankets in tow. I did manage to scramble outside when Graham called to say he was about a minute away from our house. We could hear them long before we saw them.
He was returning from a stint in Crawford, TX with "W." I don't really know what the boys thought. Stephen was screaming about his socks the whole time.
I'm feeling a lot better though I've been advised to take it easy for a few days. Easier said than done considering the mountains of laundry, the lack of food, and the boys who have currently escaped out the front door.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Christmas Traditions: Part Two - Movies
A Christmas Carol with George C. Scott (this is actually Doug's top choice)
Christmas in Connecticut with Barbara Stanwyck (I love Uncle Felix)
A Charlie Brown Christmas (the boys were wrapping their blankets around chair legs yesterday pretending to decorate their trees)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas ("what a great grinchy trick")
Holiday Inn with Fred Astaire and Bing Crosby, featuring the premiere of the song "White Christmas"
Sleepless in Seattle (of course this counts - "and coming up next, 'Jingle Bells' backwards")
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (I read the first two pages of the book today to the boys but thought better of it as it was describing the Herdman's burning down a shed)
The Gift of the Magi (keep the Kleenex handy)
I feel a wrapping marathon coming up!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Christmas Traditions: Part One - Books
Last year I wrapped 25 (give or take) Christmas-related books and cds, one to be opened each day. This year I modified the process to eliminate the wrapping and to regulate the choice of books (some like The Little Engine That Could and the Snowy Blowy Christmas and Franklin's Christmas Gift will be retired from circulation); nevertheless, we have some new choices each week. Here are some of our favorites:
Traditional Nativity Stories
The Stable Where Jesus Was Born by Rhonda Gowler Greene - this one is great for the youngest child
A Shepherd's Gift by Mary Calhoun
The Shepherd's Christmas Story by Dandi Daley Mackall
The Nativity illustrated by Julie Vivas - this is one of my favorites as the angel Gabriel comes to Mary wearing combat boots and later the blessed mother really does look great with child
Sentimental Christmas Tales
A Cowboy Christmas by Audrey Wood
The Other Wise Man by Henry van Dyke
Papa Panov's Special Day adapted by Mig Holder from original story by Leo Tolstoy - my copy from childhood
Christmas in the Trenches by John McCutcheon
A Certain Small Shepherd by Rebecca Caudill - tear jerker
The Christmas Miracle of Jonathan Toomey by Susan Wojciechowski - another tear jerker
The Year of the Perfect Christmas Tree by Gloria Houston - another tear jerker
Santa
Best Christmas Book Ever by Richard Scarry - another from my childhood and a favorite of the boys
Babar and Father Christmas by Jean de Brunhoff
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Monday, December 8, 2008
Call In Schmutzli

My dear friend Suzy, who lives in Switzerland, passed along this information as well as the picture. Maybe there is something to the idea of rearranging the letters of SANTA to spell something more sinister. Whatever the case, I think even Andrew would prefer Alvin & the Chipmunks to these guys.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Holiday Parade
The turnout was lower than normal, more likely due to the fact that undefeated Alabama was playing Florida in the SEC tournament rather than due to the weather. Whatever the case, we had a good spot behind an SUV that blocked the wind.
Matthew was snug as a bug in a rug: turtleneck and shirt, fuzzy footed sleeper, jacket with hat & hood, fleece blanket, and my fleece jacket; so cozy he fell asleep.
We received candy in abundance and cookie cutters from Publix. There were no comments about the "princesses" but the boys were greatly impressed with the fire engines, police cars and ambulances. Most exciting of all was the extra large recovery truck that was towing a flat bed truck with people and presents. For a moment I was worried when I heard the aforementioned truck playing the Alvin & the Chipmunks song, but the thrill of seeing such an exciting vehicle counteracted hearing Dave's yell.
After an hour or so Stephen announced he was ready to go home.
Although they didn't hand out coffee and doughnuts like the Christmas parade in Knoxville, we all had a pretty good time.
Friday, December 5, 2008
What A Day!
A quick phone call this morning turned into an hour+ conversation about a number of things (and it wasn't even with Clara!). Meanwhile the boys occupied themselves for a while with watching the vactor suck up leaves on one side of the house. This must have grown old because they attacked the Christmas tree with a vengeance and tore around the house like mad men.
We then went to Target to look for girly Christmas gifts for some friends. As we were walking in, a rather obese man was putting his things in his vehicle. Andrew loudly announces, "That man has been eating a lot!" which was quickly repeated by Stephen. Thankfully we were at such a distance that I don't think he heard, but I quickly stooped down and explained that we neither point at nor remark about people.
Inside we had the pleasure of seeing an elderly neighbor riding on a motorized cart. I feel like I need the motorized cart. Instead I had the pleasure of alternately pushing and pulling a over sized cart with the two sit/stand seats in the back while either holding Matthew or making sure he didn't topple out of the cart.
Our final stop was Hobby Lobby. As I was merrily checking out some clearance fabric, Stephen, unbeknownst to me, climbed onto a shelf upon which was standing several tri-fold room divider/screens. Suddenly his actions became clear as one hit me in the back of the head. A clerk quickly rushed to make sure I hadn't suffered any physical harm; I assured her that I hadn't though I couldn't guarantee that my son would enjoy the same fate. He rode in the cart for the rest of our short-lived trip.
On the way to the check-out another shopper was concerned that he might fall out and bump his head. I said, "Oh, that probably wouldn't bother him." "Oh, is he hard-headed?" she replied. I answered, "Don't let his cuteness fool you."
As I waited to pay the lady behind me struck up a conversation. Her daughter also has 3 boys rather close together. She commented, "You're brave to take them all out." It's either go crazy at home or have crazy shopping experiences; after these last few trips, however, I've decided it's better to live in a madhouse.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
The Christmas Card
Andrew fussed and made the worst "smiles" until I said, "Smile as if I told you you could have fruit treats" whereupon I got some natural smiles (all worth the sugary snacks that followed). Monday, December 1, 2008
Once Was Lost But Now Am Found
Here's another one for the label "religion." The boys were playing in the basement while I worked on the computer. Andrew came over and said, "Momma, I hear a voice from upstairs." Without missing a beat, Stephen declared, "It's God speaking." Andrew quickly agreed to the idea of "The Man Upstairs." What's more, Stephen thought he was saying, "Children obey your Mom & Dad."
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Ah, the Good Ol' Days
Life has been much different with just one kiddo in the house. A lot quieter for starters. Not that Matthew doesn't make noise, but his is of a softer & sweeter baby version; no loud shrieks or whining.
On Monday we tackled 7 loads of laundry, washing, folding, and putting them all away in just one day (that hasn't happened for quite a while). I managed to clean out 4 closets without the contents being carried off to some unknown corner of the house. Doug and I even enjoyed a movie without after-bedtime bathroom breaks and superfluous threats.
Yesterday was our Shopping Extravaganza. We put in almost a full day's work whittling away at our Christmas list. I had forgotten how pleasant it was to just take one non-talking, non-walking infant to a store. I was able to browse, make chit-chat with Matthew, and not feel completely stressed out. We had lunch in a real restaurant. It was so easy to place one child in a car seat that could be reached without having to crawl, stoop, or stretch. There were no bathroom breaks in which I had to juggle an infant on my hip, hold a toddler, and assure everyone that the toilet doesn't suck small children (of course, by about 4 pm I was about to pop and Matthew was a bit soggy). By the end of the day I was exhausted, however, by 8 pm and went to bed early.
Today we're doing cyber shopping (really, people, this is the way to go for the next month; Amazon.com has free shipping on orders over $25 and you can google "free shipping" or "coupon" for other retailers to find deals). We stopped by a couple of stores this morning for stocking stuffers, and there are a couple of things I have to pick up at the grocery store; but we are pretty much done. Yeah!
It's naptime and I have cookies to bake, walls to clean, and final lists to jot.
So Mom & Dad, are you up for this every year?! It sure gives me something to be thankful for!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
"Leaved Behind"
We played in the leaves on Saturday before most were crunched into mulch for the flower beds.
We keep trying for a group shot, but this is as good as it gets.
Monday, November 17, 2008
More Religious Conversations
Andrew: No, I am not praying to idols; I pray to God.
Stephen: You should pray to idols.
Andrew (very defiantly): No, we should not pray to idols. I only pray to God.
Stephen (in his most cheery voice): Okay, you can pray to God.
This conversation took place while Stephen was in his "boat" (the couch). Jesus (Andrew) then proceeded to "walk across the mountains and the water" to get in the boat. They set sail and talked with the dolphins until Peter fell out of the boat. Jesus sailed on to a new city with his disciples.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
False Religion
Yesterday Stephen asked if God could see us? I replied, "Yes, God is everywhere and sees us at all times. He can see Nana & Papa in Virginia, Colin and Ms. Suzy in Switzerland, and Grandpa & Grandma in Mississippi." Without skipping a beat, Andrew added, "And He can see the model toy tow truck and cherry picker at Grandma & Grandpa's house."
Then there are other instances that leave me shaking my head.
Today I was praying with Andrew over some inappropriate behavior when Stephen snuck into the room to sit on a hamper. After we were done he declared, "I was sitting here pretending to be an idol."
Monday, November 10, 2008
Pushing Buttons
Andrew: I would like (X) toy for Christmas.
Stephen: Do you wish for a doll for Christmas?
Andrew (very offended): Dolls are just for girls. I do not want a doll for Christmas! Dolls are not fun.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Random Thoughts
The big question of the morning was what would rank as the top headline for today: the election or the "other news."
I bet this announcement would have trumped the final election results.
Candy
There has been a request after every meal and/or accomplishment since Friday night. I'm tired of seeing the Easter/Halloween buckets full of candy. So I divied (sp?) up the remaining candy and each boy had 8 pieces. After they finished their lunches and asked for candy, I told them they could choose one or more pieces, but when it was gone, it was gone. No more.
Project
It's been one of those days that just hasn't played out as planned. The baby wouldn't nap, was fussy when awake, and finally fell asleep at 11 (I don't like these middle of the day naps). The big boys would not cooperate, constantly asked for food, ran around like maniacs.
I finally shooed them outside to play in the beautiful sunshine and spent way too much time making this little sign (rhyme courtesy of my mom - not a good idea for teaching conflict resolution but helpful in remembering how to set a table).
When I put them in their room to "rest," Stephen reappeared to poop (he was successful but I can't help but think it's just a ploy). When he returned, Andrew came out to do the same. The UPS man showed up and later a chimney sweep (we don't have a chimney but we're one of three houses on the corner with the number "600"). I gave up on resting and sent them out to watch the chimney sweep.
What I Want in a President
As everyone knows, it is an important day for the country. Here are some things I would like:
- Food prices set according to their nutritional value (i.e., milk would be cheaper than chips)
- Legalization of cell phone zappers to end annoying conversations in public settings
- Development of technology to create jeans that fit real people
Unfortunately, I don't think these issues are on the current candidates' platforms. Maybe in another 4 years...I'll contact Ashley Smith.
Friday, October 31, 2008
CostumReformaWeen Night
Whatever you want to call it, it is fun to dress up.
So much so that the boys arose at 5:30 am in celebration of the day. I'm not really sure if they thought we were dressing up so early, but they were so excited you would have thought it was Christmas. Thankfully the younger two napped, but Andrew was too wound up to be still. As the day progressed, the intensity rose until they were completely frantic at 5:30 pm.
Doug came home early to help assemble the fire engine. We ate, collected our gear, got the two firemen (costumes courtesy of Nana's yardsale shopping) and a dalmation (footed sleeper converted with $.78 of black fleece) dressed without mishap, and headed out the door. We only went to 8 houses, all of which we could see from our house, but the loot was outstanding (the advantage to having neighbors of a certain age who think your children are absolutely adorable).
Andrew was ready to turn around after the third house because he was so anxious to dive into the goods. Thankfully he held out because at the next to last house the lady said, "Are you sure you got enough?" to which he replied, "Well, really I didn't" and she added a couple of extra handfuls.
Fatigue was taking over as we headed towards home, but the sight of all the candy spread on the table caused a quick revival. He lit into the M&Ms first and then he announced, "Nobody has eaten such-and-such a candy" and ate it; this was repeated over and over. I don't even want to think about how much sugar he consumed. I figure the faster it's gone, the better.
Stephen was in hog-heaven driving his fire engine, complete with flashing light and bell. Andrew rode in the back, and the puppy alternately rode and was carried. Now I know that I am his mother, but I must say he was just adorable (as you can judge from the numerous pictures) and Matthew thoroughly enjoyed himself.
(Mom, take a look at the picture of witch candy in the slides. Andrew announced, "It is the runaway pickle dressed up for Halloween as a witch."
Hands Free
This occurred this morning after we practiced cutting and he had to be reminded that the paper needed to be held with one hand while the other operated the scissors (yes, it helps to have a firm grip on the scissors as well); and after I had to remind him that he may have to lay down his book in order to use both hands to undo his pants in order to use the potty; and after I had to explain that he might need to use his hands to unsnap and unzip his pants in order to pull them back up.
He uses up what little patience I have so if anyone knows of a course that teaches "Common Sense 101," please let me know.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Nine Months
He has sprouted two bottom teeth and has "practiced with a string bean" (though he wasn't much impressed). Oatios and puffed rice are our staples, supplemented with cooked chicken, beef, sweet potato and apple.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
A Year Ago
I was 20-some-odd weeks pregnant with Matthew, and we had been working on potty training with Andrew (age 3 1/2) for a number of months. He had this strange habit of waking early in the morning to do #2, so at 5 am I hear him walking down the hall to the bathroom. In my fatigued state, I didn't give it much thought, even though a few minutes later I heard Stephen (age 2) join him.
Now to a person of clear mind, fully awake and functional it would have caused instant alarm to know that two young boys were in the bathroom alone; but remember, I was pregnant, it was early in the morning, and we had been battling various viruses for nearly 6 weeks (and would continue to do so for 4 more months).
I was in and out of consciousness, and while I had a vague thought flitting through my head that someone should check on them, it took a while to will my body out of the warm bed. Upon the hearing the sound of splashing, however, I was instantly awake and bolting (as fast as a preggo body can go) down the hall.
Oh, the sight that met my eyes: Andrew had indeed relieved himself. Then someone had thrown the wet diaper he had had on all night into the potty. Then someone had cleaned off the bathroom counter (toothbrushes, toothpaste, nail clippers, hairbrush, clean diapers) and disposed of everything in the toilet. Then they both had scoops from the bath that they were using to scoop out toilet water into the tub.
All I could say was "Go to your room," and my dear husband cleaned up the mess. It was a day that will live in infamy for sure.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Baths & Bargains
Bathtime is always a fun activity to soothe the restless urchins, and I herded the boys into the tub yesterday at 4 pm. It is practically impossible to undress Matthew as the tub is filling because he kicks and squirms so much. He loves being with the big boys, and baths are just a hoot. There is hardly room to move with three bodies and numerous containers and toys, but they have a great time together.
I was also planning my great escape (another reason for the early bath) to check out the extra 25% off clearance prices at TJMaxx. With Doug at the helm, I abandoned ship. No great deals other than the 3 pairs of Tonka undies for Stephen's stocking that I got for $1.50; it was nice, however, to get out of the four walls of the house, by myself. I did snag a new pair of all purpose shoes as I retire my stinky Chacos for the season.
Does anyone know a way to remove the less-than-desirable odor of worn Chacos?
P.S. I was looking again at the slideshow and noticed no one had wet hair - it just occurred to me that the boys were so busy playing that I never got around to actually washing them. Oh, well!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Fish Really Stinks
While we waited for to leave for our appointment, Andrew vacuumed and Matthew and Stephen lent moral support. He did a pretty good job.
The allergist wasn't able to provide a lot more advice (I should have waited until he was 3 to offer fish) other than to cut out fish and nuts until we see a change in his irritated skin.
His 9 month appointment is coming up next week, and my mission is to bulk him up before then. Since protein shakes are out, we may have to resort to weight lifting. At 15 lb. 12 oz., he is on track to be labeled, "Failure to Thrive" and I will not have that happen again (how demoralizing does that sound?).
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Ketner's Mill
We enjoyed a fun day in the Sequatchie Valley with our friends (and fellow King College alum) the Hendersons. Their son Drew is almost 3 and Nolan is just a week younger than Matthew. The big boys played with sticks and stones, and we all enjoyed delicious BBQ and kettle corn. The weather was perfect and a good time was had by all.
There is a growing phenomenon I have noticed in public gatherings of this sort: quite a large number of people carry their pets (all dogs that I saw) in front carriers, slings, and strollers. Even one cute little old man in bibbed overalls was pushing a pink stroller with a small white dog. It reminded me of P.D. James' Children of Men. Not only were these animals being toted; on more than one occasion I heard the doting of passerbys, "Oh, how sweet." This is a normal response to wee children, but animals?! Something strange is afoot.











